Thursday, January 7, 2010

Good morning!


The 1st rays of sun tried to wake up u,
but failed .Later sun told me,it is
possible with your message only
.So get up.Good morning!
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:,.+""-., ,.-""+,
G( -_-)(-_- )D Morning ""-.,?,.-""

Have a Wonderful Morng with A great big smile On ur face.
G( '.' )( '.')

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Its True-
All d water in d ocean could never sink a ship unles it gets inside.
All d pressures of life can never hurt u unless u let them in! Good mrng. . . Hav a gud day

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All of your dreams cannot be translated into reality.
But they can act as a foundation stone of ur glorious future.
Build ur future as u like. Gm

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Expression of the face could be seen by everyone.
But d depression of heart could be understood only By d Best one..Don't lose them in life.... GM

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Wake up SMS:
Don`t spend too much time on bed, because only whores make money there!
So get up and get going, Good Day!
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BEAUTIFUL WORDS-
Prayer is not an attempt to change God's mind..
But its an attempt to let God change our mind...
Gud morning!
Gud day!!
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M-ake the most of it.
O-pen your heart and mind.
R-emember to thank God.
N-ever frown
I-magine me
N-othing to worry.
G-ood Morning!

Wish you have nice day & ofcourse good morning:)

Jokes sms


teacher ne bachhe ki copy par note likha
kripya bachhe ko nahalakar bheja kare.
bachhe ki mom ne note padne ke bad likha kar
bheja bachhe ko padaya kare sungha na kare

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A Tiger was giving wedding party to his frnds..
A Cat came there and danced.
Tiger asked who r u ?
Cat said: I was also a Tiger before my marriage.......

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Santa ne Banta se kaha,”Sabse bada challenge kya hai?”
Banta replied – Answer sheet ko khaali chod do aur last me likh dena,
paas karke dikha.

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Husbnd: Kya tumne mujhe KUTTA kaha?
No answer
Husbnd again asks, No answer
Then again he asks,
Wife: Nahi kaha. Plz AB bhoka na bandh karo.

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Texi Wala-Sir Sorry

Mai Meter Chalu Karna Bhul Gaya Tha

Ab Kitna Bhada Lu?

GOLU-Oye Praji Koi Gal Nhi
Maii B Apna Batva Bhul Gaya Hu

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Santa Haircutting k kitne lete ho?
Banta Barber:- Rs 30
Santa:- Shaving ke?
Banta:- Rs10
Santa:- Shave My Head


Love Shyary or Friendship sms

Dost dost se khafa nahi hota,
Pyaar pyaar se juda nahi hota,
Bhula dena meri kuch kamiyon ko,
Kyunki insaan kabhi Khuda nahi hota.

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Kuch saalo baad najane kya sama hoga,
Najane kaun dost kaha hoga,
Phir milna hua toh milenge yaadon mein,
Jaise sukhe gulab milte hai kitabon mein.

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Khuda se kya mangu tere vaaste,
Sada khushiyon se bhare ho tere raaste,
Hansi tere chehre pe rahe is tarah,
Khushboo phool ka sath nibhati hai jis tarah.

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Manga tha maut toh zindagi de di,
Andheron ne bhi hame roshni de di,
Khuda se pucha kya haseen tohfa hai aap ke paas,
Jawan main usne tumhari dosti de di.

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Dost dost se khafa nahi hota,
Pyaar pyaar se juda nahi hota,
Bhula dena meri kuch kamiyon ko,
Kyunki insaan kabhi Khuda nahi hota.

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Kuch saalo baad najane kya sama hoga,
Najane kaun dost kaha hoga,
Phir milna hua toh milenge yaadon mein,
Jaise sukhe gulab milte hai kitabon mein.

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Khuda se kya mangu tere vaaste,
Sada khushiyon se bhare ho tere raaste,
Hansi tere chehre pe rahe is tarah,
Khushboo phool ka sath nibhati hai jis tarah.

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Manga tha maut toh zindagi de di,
Andheron ne bhi hame roshni de di,
Khuda se pucha kya haseen tohfa hai aap ke paas,
Jawan main usne tumhari dosti de di.

Shyari Sms

Parva karta khovani maja kai alag 6e,
Bandh Ankho thi jovani maza alag 6e,
Aansu shabd banya ne bani gazalo,
pan koi ni yadd ma jivava ni maza j kai alag 6e.

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Kahete hai k kisi ko dil se yaad karo to
asman se 1 tara girta hai,
1 din aapki wajah se aasman me tare na
rahe to ilzam aap par nahi hamara aayenga.

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Khuda se kya mangu tere vaaste,
Sada khushiyon se bhare ho tere raaste,
Hansi tere chehre pe rahe is tarah,
Khushboo phool ka sath nibhati hai jis tarah.

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Pyaar se tokhar khayi,
Zindagi ne bhi baut sataya,
Ankhe bhi rote rote tak gayi,
Phir samaj me aya, ki kuch log hameri hota hi nahi, to phir bhi kyoi une hi apnaya……
Javab dudti hu, nahi milta, rona ko kahi kandha bhi nahi milta, sooch sooch kar tak gayi, per phir ek din ek thandi hawa ka joka aya, sar duk aur gum uda le gaya,

Shayaad badi der is samah aya ki gum ke baad kushi bhi atti, aur agar kushi tere jassi ho, to khuda kare gum aye………

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