Jokes sms

teacher ne bachhe ki copy par note likha

kripya bachhe ko nahalakar bheja kare.
bachhe ki mom ne note padne ke bad likha kar

bheja bachhe ko padaya kare sungha na kare

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A Tiger was giving wedding party to his frnds..
A Cat came there and danced.
Tiger asked who r u ?
Cat said: I was also a Tiger before my marriage.......

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Santa ne Banta se kaha,”Sabse bada challenge kya hai?”
Banta replied – Answer sheet ko khaali chod do aur last me likh dena,
paas karke dikha.

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Husbnd: Kya tumne mujhe KUTTA kaha?
No answer
Husbnd again asks, No answer
Then again he asks,
Wife: Nahi kaha. Plz AB bhoka na bandh karo.

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Texi Wala-Sir Sorry

Mai Meter Chalu Karna Bhul Gaya Tha

Ab Kitna Bhada Lu?

GOLU-Oye Praji Koi Gal Nhi
Maii B Apna Batva Bhul Gaya Hu

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Santa Haircutting k kitne lete ho?
Banta Barber:- Rs 30
Santa:- Shaving ke?
Banta:- Rs10
Santa:- Shave My Head